SpongeBob and the gang find themselves in a TV for the first time ever.
[shows SpongeBob running to the krusty krab]
SpongeBob:going to work at the krusty krab la la la frying all day long!
[shows SpongeBob bump into squidward]
[shows Squidward wearing a krabby patty costume]
[shows SpongeBob bump into a truck]
SpongeBob:woah what's this doing here?!
[shows a man push SpongeBob out of the way]
Man:get out of the way man!were filming a commercial here!
[shows Mr Krabs behind spongebob]
Mr Krabs:Spongebob me lad your late!
SpongeBob:OH MY GOSH LATE?!
[shows SpongeBob faint]
Mr krabs:SPONGEBOB WAKE UP!
[shows SpongeBob wake up]
SpongeBob:I'm sorry mr krabs!I soiled the good name of the krusty krab!
Mr Krabs:Spongebob todays a special day!we need ya!
SpongeBob:need me?!I'm special?!
Mr Krabs:yeah of course you are now go and get ya spatula!
[shows SpongeBob pull out a chest from his bumb]
Mr Krabs:what the barnacles?
[shows SpongeBob pull out his spatula from the chest]
SpongeBob:so what now?!
Mr Krabs:ugh in the caravan some guy named Joe has the scripts!
SpongeBob:great!aye aye mr krabs!
[shows a director sitting in a chair]
Director:ok take 1!
[shows Patrick outside of the krusty krab]
Patrick:Boy am I hungry?!I really could go for something to eat!
[shows Squidward walk onto the screen]
Squidward:Look no further just behind you is the most fantastic magical place in the [sighs] sea
Patrick:oh my!the krusty krab?!
[shows mr krabs come out of the krusty krab]
Mr Krabs:yes the krusty means krustalicous!
Patrick:great I cant wait to eat a krabby patty!
[shows Patrick eating in the krusty krab]
Patrick:wow this thing is good!
Mr Krabs:I know!and its only for the price of 10 dollars!
Patrick:gee that's not a lot!
[shows spongebob in the kitchen]
SpongeBob:just call 1394837 to get our new takeaway!
Director:ok that's a role!
Director:I hated it!
Director:where was the magic?!and the exiting stuff?!
Mr Krabs:exiting stuff?!magic?!I have no money for that!Im not even paying you!
[shows everyone start chatting to each other]
[shows everyone run off]
[shows the cars driving off]
Mr Krabs:we can still make a commercial with us cant we?!
Squidward:nah I've seen where this goes...
[shows squidward walk off]
Patrick:I'm pretty hungry...
Mr Krabs:wait!you can buy a krabby patty for the price of 10 dollars!
Patrick:I don't have that kind of money!
[shows Mr Krabs see some ripped tape]
Mr Krabs:ah ha part of the commercial!
[shows Squidward walking into the krusty krab]
Squidward:Mr Krabs why am I here in the middle of the night?!isn't the krusty krab closed?!
Mr Krabs:it is!
Squidward:oh ok...see ya...
Mr Krabs:come back mr squidward!now!
Squidward:no way never ever never!
Mr Krabs:come back or your fired!
[shows squidward carry on walking]
Mr Krabs:come back or Ill make your life more of a misery!
[shows mr krabs pull out some keys]
Mr Krabs:by giving spongebob and Patrick the keys to your house!
Squidward:how did you?!ok!Ill come!
[shows Squidward sit down on a barrel]
[shows spongebob and Patrick sitting next to squidward eating popcorn]
SpongeBob:hey squidward?want some popcorn?
Squidward:let me think about that...no...
SpongeBob:ok just tell me if ya get hungry!
[shows Mr Krabs get the remote and turn the TV on]
Squidward:so what are we watching?
Squidward:really?my little pony friendship is magic?
[shows the advertisements come on]
Mr Krabs:no!our add is on!
Squidward:you called us over here so we could watch a commercial?!
Squidward:that's it!I'm going to get some sleep!
SpongeBob:yeah just a commercial?!we should watch a movie!
Mr Krabs:great idea spongebob!
[shows thunder hit the top of the krusty krab]
[shows the TV go off]
Mr Krabs:oh fish paste how can we fix it now?!
Squidward:aw too bad!now see ya!
[shows SpongeBob get out his phone]
SpongeBob:I've got my new phone!I can call the bikini bottom TV repair men!
Mr Krabs:no that'll take to long!and will cost too much!
SpongeBob:I think someone can help...
[shows spongebob phone sandy]
SpongeBob:sandy can you come to the krusty krab we need he...
[shows Sandy come running in with a fire extinguisher]
Sandy:wait there's no fire...
SpongeBob:fire?nah we called you here to ask if you could fix the TV
[shows sandy pull out a hammer]
Sandy:this shouldn't be hard...
[shows Sandy pull off the back of the TV]
Mr Krabs:ow watch what your doing with that TV mrs!
[shows Sandy put the back back on]
Mr Krabs:how did you?!
[shows the TV turn on and off]
Mr Krabs:we can't deal with this!
[shows everyone start trying to fix the TV]
[shows squidward walk off]
Squidward:well have fun with that!
Sandy:get all off!
Mr Krabs:let me fix the darn thing!
SpongeBob:now I think we just
Patrick:shake it up and down!that's what I do with mine!
[shows thunder hit the krusty krab]
Mr Krabs:let me!
[shows the TV going fuzzy]
Mr Krabs:uh oh...
[shows a beam come out of the TV]
Sandy:I told you you shouldn't!
[shows the beam zap everyone]
Sandy Mr krabs Patrick and SpongeBob:OH NO!
[shows everyone disappear]
[shows SpongeBob,Sandy,Patrick,Squidward and Mr Krabs in a kelpo box]
[shows spongebob see they are in a bag]
SpongeBob:were in a bag!
Patrick:boy I'm hungry!
Squidward:let me get out of here!
[shows a giant fish pick the bag out of the kelpo box]
Sandy:were in the TV!
SpongeBob:in a commercial for kelpo!
[shows the bag get opened]
[shows everyone fall on a table]
SpongeBob:we need to get out of here!
- The original idea for them to get into the TV was by a magic plate sandy has invented.The idea was scrapped after Doctor Bugs came up with the lightning idea.
- The song "Under my rock" was an idea for the episode but got scrapped for unknown reasons.
- The advert scene was supposed to be taken from another episode but got scrapped because it was copying.
- A full scene with a fish named Joe was written but never got put into the episode.
- A lot of people said this was a good pilot episode.